Wait, what? Not on a Monday, that's just bad form.

Monday is not my banner day.  There, I've said it.  I'm not a morning person anyway....(you can say that again), but add the word Monday to the word morning and I'm already operating at a disadvantage. You can bet your sweet ass I'm going to hit the snooze button at least 3 times, (possibly 6) but who's really counting?  I'll not be able to pull myself into the strict "get with it and get out" attitude it takes for me to get out the door every other morning of the workweek; no, I'll be plagued with a late start, a late arrival and an imaginary flashing LATE neon sign above my head.  When my boss decides to get to work early and beats me to the door, it's like adding insult to injury.  What?  Why are you here? Anxiety level is now at Def Con 5.  Attach pretend happy face and smile, "traffic was terrible this morning," and walk quickly down the hall. Wake me up when it's Tuesday.