The Eyes Have It

It's getting harder and harder to go anywhere without my Stein Mart designer reading glasses.  At first I thought they were "a help" from time to time, but now I've crossed the line from "Where are those little reading glasses," to "Where in the hell are those glasses so I can see something?"  The progression from one extreme to the other has actually taken a couple of years, but all of a sudden I am absofreakinglutely blind without these things!  I now use them for the computer, to read, to shop, okay, it seems as though I use them for everything except while I'm sleeping.  That would be about right.